Collaboration at it's finest

Huh, I muffle as the light sines out of a large crack. Here we go with a good jump, is Coltyn going to make it? Will he? Will he? As he ran up to me I closed my eyes. Ouch, ouch, please stop I think I have cracked something. A ginormous hairy beast whacked me down from my stand. Do not fall or you are disqualified. Next, is Penny and I can see her speeding towards me. WOOSH she makes it. I am finally free and out of the stinky PE shed. OK I don't know if I am ready, ouch! That hurt. Then a giant Year 6 started preparing to run. YUS!!!!!!!!!!!! He made it over. As Ella was approaching me she was going faster and faster like lighting. Kids target my face! As one of these humans jump over my long body BING BANG TING! I'am a nervous wreck. The first girl came running up to me with a very nervous look on her face. Ouch, why do I have to be used for Athletics. Kids keep giving me bruises. Ooooofff ouch, I hate it when kids knock me down onto the mat. I hate it when kids keep hitting I always end up at the doctors. Sitting in the shed if just hopeless. It's dark, lonely and boring. I think I have broken some bones or at least 5 fractures. Here comes Quinn, Kade, Kaito, Jack, Quinn G and Oliver to line up. As I was laying down in my peaceful shed I was having a sleep. All of a sudden I felt hairy beast pick me up. I want to go back to the PE shed where I don't break my back. Athletics is only once a year. Kaito went first and he slightly made it. Quinn was running as fast as a soccer, then he jumped as high as an Elephant. Only once a year. Athletics, Yay! The first person ran at me as fast as a bull. Now another a student is jumping and surprisingly he made it! Oh no it's Athletics day. Why me? Why did I get picked? Here we go to the bar. Yay today is Athletics day, the one and only day I get used. Arghhhh no! Put me down right now!!! Yes, finally today is the day it feels like I have been waiting for decades. Courtney comes running up she is like a rocket. The Year 1 and 3 are light as a feather. Tomorrow I have to stay still for the year 4-6 and they are HEAVY! Her legs running as fast as a cheetah's. Sweat droplet dribbles down her face and lands on me. Here comes Van he has excellent technique. Why can't I only be used for the Year 1-3? Will Lucas make it? 3, 2, 1... yeah, he made. He was running fast! Oh no, not him he always bails on me. Here he comes. Ouch! Can I please just go back to the PE Shed? Ouch! STOP! Right, I quit! Please don't fall on me, please don't fall on me! I hate my job! OMMMMFFF that's like the 89th time I have been knocked over. I really want to cry now. Amber runs and face plants into my friend, Matt! Kate, please don't kill me I still have a life to live. Eeeeek, giggle! Would you yellow balls be quiet, I don't want another human coming in here, they stink. I've been in the PE shed for nearly a whole year, I have had enough. I hate when kids are jumping over me. Now here we go another day of jumping!

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK!!!